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Pastor's Business Card
 
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.  
 
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
 
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
 
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.  Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."  Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

 

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Cell Phone vs. Bible
Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat  our cell  phone?
What if we carried  it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we flipped  through it several time a day?
What if we turned  back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we used it  to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated  it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it  to kids as gifts?
What if we used it  when we traveled?
What if we used it  in case of emergency?
This is something  to make you go.... hmm...where is my Bible?
Oh, and one more  thing.
Unlike our cell  phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because   Jesus already paid the bill.

 

 
 
 

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